Random Sass - July 17th

YESSSS!! It’s really happening! Jurassic World 3 resumes filming! But get this, according to People magazine, due to Cover-19 the cast and crew received a 109 page list of safety protocols to follow! I also read that filming will begin in about a week and they’re going to shoot Jurassic World for the next three months. It would take me 3 months just to read through the safety protocols.. am I right?


“Hey all you cool cats and kittens!” The legendary Netflix show, Tiger King continues!! If you didn’t see Tiger King and if Joe Exotic memes confuse you, please don’t hesitate to give episode one a try. Now, for those who watched Tiger King more than once like myself, Animal Planet is releasing a new documentary called, Surviving Joe Exotic on July 25. So, grab your cheetah shirt, paint on some whiskers and tune in to see Joe Exotic just four months before being arrested for murder-for-hire charges. 


Chocolate coffee smoothie?! Yes, please! Do you love coffee? Do you love chocolate? I’m assuming you answered yes to both questions, so I’m here to tell you about a smoothie that’ll change your life forever. Ok, probably not but it’s my new favorite smoothie recipe and I’d be rude if I didn’t share it with y’all- 

1 banana

2 cups spinach

1 cup almond milk 

1 avocado

Sprinkle of salt 

Scoop of coffee

Scoop of chocolate chips 

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