Random Sass - September 16

Cardi B filed for divorce from her rapper husband, Offset! I mean I guess when you cheat on your wife repeatedly, you're kind of asking for this to happen or maybe hoping it would, right? Regardless, I think Cardi B is going to be just fine on her own. If I was her, I'd just sit in her closet, surrounding myself with Birkins, Gucci, Louis Vuitton and of course whatever else she can afford. Offset however better be ready for some songs about him, which I'm sure Cardi B is expecting the same.

While, Bachelor Colton Underwood can't stop allegedly stalking and harassing ex, Cassie Rudolph. I mean, what else is going to complete sh*t this year? I figured quarantine would bring couples together, but all this time couples are breaking up and/or divorcing. For those who are getting closer though, just stop... you're making me nauseous.

It's just sad when your only excitement at the moment is Carol Baskin being on Dancing With the Stars. I don't know whether it's the cold weather coming in or the amount of dirty clothes in my hamper, but there is only so much reading that I can take before I go completely insane and lose all hope for anything positive in the future.


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